This poopie is Benanas, B-e-n-a-n-a-s

Fashion: Roberto is hot

2009-05-20T15:58:00.000-07:00

Since I have really nothing going on with my life right now (assignments, TV, lazing around), I decided to give this blog a lil twist! I decided to add a zist of fashion in it.

Fashion is my passion. Don't laugh.

I love clothes and have an overflowing pile of it. However most of all, yeah, most of all... I love cheap clothes. Then again, who does not?

I had an online fashion boutique which I ran it with one of my close friend. I miss selling clothes for double the price to customers =(

Oh well.

Now that the weather in Canada is getting warmer and warmer, I can finally take out my so-called spring/summer collection. Heh. Dressing up just became more interesting~ hohoho~

Item of the day would be:

My Roberto Vianni Mary Janes

I spotted this shoe at the clearance rack. Ahahaha... originally priced at $70, but it was reduced to $15!! Goddamn, I HAD to buy it. It's one of the most uncomfortable shoes ever, but heck, it is pretty and relatively cheap.

Last night I took out one of my thrifted high waist skirt which I bought for $2 and decided it was too long. Hence, I trimmed few inches off the hem and ta-da, more legs to show. Heh. Once I started cutting I could not stop and ended up picking up a few outfits to modify it. Sigh. Fun though!

Wear your Mary Janes alone or pair it with socks. It gives it a more funky, fresh touch to it.

What I ended up wearing:

Everlast's white flats and Reitman's olive green blazer. I have to walk to class, I need my comfort.

We will talk about more intelligent matter next time =)

P/S: I decided to put off swearing when it comes to fashion. I am really a very nice person :)

Not.

If you are horny and you know it, read this blog?

2009-04-19T11:32:00.000-07:00

I should SoOo be studying now, but I decided to blog instead because it is soOo much cooler. Studying is for weird people like Soo.

Sadly, I do not know what to blog about

.....

Really. Er, cannot wait for my last final to be over? No. More like, cannot wait to drink again. Ahahaha. Omg I am such an alcoholic. I guess I got it from my mum hehehehe.

Oh, I hope I pass this semester. Well, I will pass, but I hope I get into Honours Arts. I need at least 75 average overall and 75 average in my Psych courses. How sad is that? I am so scared now. Well not really, or I will be studying.

Murad made a slideshow about the Apple Pie yum yums. Eeek, such a touching video. Dan made one too about North D, which is equally heartfelt as well, so kudos to both of them. Hey guys, you should upload it on Youtube so I can put it on my blog.

What else?

Ah, my finals.

I had Microeconomics which I basically got raped in the ass by it cause I guessed more than half the paper; German was rather tough. I had to write 11 pages of shit. Deutsch ist sehr sohai. I had to write 3 essays. Wtf. Social Psych was pretty depressing as well... I really hope that I can pull my average up with my last hope: Cultural Anthropology. Omg, banana-balls.

Anyway, I am happy that sweei(bff from Malaysia) finally decided to update her blog! Yay, she is hot you should go check her out here. Kyle Martin, she is fun size, so ka-ching! Brownie points right there.

PICTURES!!

------------Meow!------------

Omg too cute wanna die.

Ahahaha Soo got stuck in Narnia.

Benita is a very versatile Banana. NBA playa by day, gay rockstar by night. Woot!

Ya me too.

Handmade dices(failed). The human of the future.

Andrea got a facelift and hence resulting in yellow throat disease. Told you she has a little Asian in her.

Jaimie got a facelift. Scary.

If you wanna know what I did last night then read this blog.

2009-04-04T13:34:00.000-07:00

Heya.

Well, it is a Saturday afternoon now as I am writing this. The weather is far from good which pisses me off because I am going to a kegger tonight. Well, maybe the alcohol can keep me warm- heh. Yesterday it was a fun Friday night. We played some drinking games which I lost most of the time and ended up chugging a little something-something here and there. Urgh.

Oh, Soo, Dan and I decided to go streaking and we ran all the way from REV to V1 into some random floor. It was really fun and exciting, I feel very liberated. Ok, I was not completely stripped off my clothing, just my T-shirt off, but it was a big move ok. And NO, I did not take any pictures. Exam is approaching this is probably going to be my last weekend partying with my friends before I have to seriously hit the books. Damn, thinking of that makes me depressed. I am going to miss all my friends and hence they better visit me during the summer or I will slaughter them. I do not know how, but when there is a will, there is way, you fucking shithead twats. I am joking.

Well, I realized that life is good just being with your friends. They are such good entities when it comes to cheering you up, no?

Oh, I finally finished watching the British TV series called “Skins”. What an awesomely entertaining show, so overtly dramatic and outrageous. Did I tell you the male casts are insanely lushes and fit? Haha. Girls are hot too but whatever; they do not turn me on so who cares. Ha joking again. Hahe. NOT. Haha not NOT. Not not not not?

I shuddup now.

Meow

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Alison's clean room 2008.

Left: Jaimie's room looking like the aftermath of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.

Candid posing: somebody should draw me and make me look prettier. haha.

If you like porn and threesomes, then read this blog.

2009-03-11T18:44:00.000-07:00

Ok, I decided to blog today because Jaimie wrote a note on Facebook about porn. yeah, she loves porn. She likes watching hot white girls squirt. What a creep. Jaimie, stop being so lesbian... we get it!

I am so bored now, I am supposed to be studying or doing something educational with my life. After all, I AM in university, which sucks cause my German is pulling my average down like mad. Well, I should be studying German, but I hate languages related what nots so I decided to just blog in English instead. It's good, cause I need to brush up on my grammar, which sucks ass. Like seriously, I do not know how people can be so grammatically correct - even when they are speaking and it pisses me off. I mean, this ain't right.

Oh, Soo wrote a short story which she decided to post it on Facebook too which is pretty awesome. I do not know what is going on in the head of hers sometime. I think she has a fetish for small people and wants to be fucked by them. Yeah, I better check her system file in her laptop for hidden midget porns. Soo you sick bitch, but it is ok because she has Jaimie. Hey Jaimie, heard that? You should break your legs and get it shortened so you and Soo and that gnome can have a threesome. NO, I would not want to watch it. Unless they upload it on Redtube, which I might most likely stumble upon, not that I am a frequent visitor or anything.

Ok, I should go do more useless stuff like playing time management games. Andrea just showered and she yeah. Yeah. Bye.

Meow~!

Roar midget love!

I am treating your wound with a shot of Vodka.

Yes, yes, that's so true, saying that if the not so well behaved ones get herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, Claumedia and pregnancy.

I got a pair of hot shoes today. For cheap. Jealous? Well, read this blog then.

2009-03-06T16:40:00.000-08:00

Ok.

Today: Weather was amazingly awesome - 14 degrees babeh! In Malaysia, that is like almost freezing cold, but I am so adapt to the weather that anything above zero is considered a fairly pleasant weather, minus the wind. I know, that's how sad Canada is. Can't wait for the Summer, it is going to super duper awesome - plus, I am thinking of getting a tan! First time in almost my whole life, I am not afraid of the sun. In fact, I am embracing it. Yay for Vitamin D!

And skin cancer.

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Jaimie, Andrea, and I went to the mall today in our summer clothings. It was fun. I got some sweet Mary Jane heels... 15 dollars (around RM45). It was originally priced at around 60 dollars, which is a lot of money. Ah, I just love clearance.

Oh, and Jaimie and Andrea did not steal from Walmart today!
They said they should get big bags like Soo so they can jack from Walmart.

Why Walmart tho?
Their reasons: Walmart is an evil coperation that is out to dominate the world with their cheap China made stuff (or something like that).

Anyway, Jaimie bought some dye cause she is going blonde(I hope). Heck, I dyed her hair twice already... the first time it looks uber funky because her roots are blonde but the rest of the hair is like... brown. What an emo style. Maybe I should have dyed Justin's hair instead...

It is Friday night and for the first time in a long time, we are all actually going to be sober. What a stupendous decision, but we all got work to do (e.g. blogging).
Oh, and Murad mum came to visit him and wtf she is so hot. Now I am embarrassed to introduce my mum to my friends. jk. No, not really.

What else? Oh, tomorrow is kegger yayayayayaya. Hope it will be fun or at least not as lame as the Jewish Frat house kegger. Fucking packed. God, Jewish and their business entrepreneurship... so annoying.

Sorry, I am not entirely racist and I acknowledge the holocaust - I swear!!

What else... oh, I should go study now, which would probably fail but wtf. Oh oh, I hate German (the language). I probably stated that a thousand times before already, but it just pissed the fuck out of me. It is pulling my average down =(
Thank God my German 102 in the Summer is going to be distant education and hence David can do all my tests for me. We haven't discuss this yet but he better cause he got me into this shit and I think he should take full responsible for my failure, laziness, and inability to grasp hold of one more language. Why should I learn a new language again? It is good I know, but I think I have enough languages in my head already!

Meow!

Soo looking like a real woman. That should be on the cover of Vogue, or Vogagagaga cause she is crazy.
Story: One night when we were high/drunk, Murad and I decided to tie Soo up (she was sleeping) and put makeup on her. Poor girl enjoyed it thoroughly.

Happy Birthday to Andrea and Soo

2009-03-03T10:02:00.000-08:00

OH GOD.

I am sick- again. Like wtf, I was sick not a long time ago. Well, this time the sickos are me, Andrea and Murad. We had an orgy, that's why.

NO. We shared the Dokha and bloody bacteria so damn contagious. My eyes feel heavy and my throat is in pain. I can barely talk and swallow, I feel like dying.

On the bright side... well, there is none, I feel like dying.

Anyways, yesterday was Andrea and Soo's birthday so Murad and I decided to make Jell-o shots, with a hint of something-something. We kept telling Andrea that we are going to surprise her with the guy of her dreams and then she can erm, lose it to him - if he can FTH that is. We came up with all these options... Kyle Martin, loser indian guy Koonie(smth) from other rez, some not-so-bad looking guys etc
I told her that I will slip a date rape drug into his drink and then tie a bow around his dick. When she comes back from class she will see him lying on the bed(passed out), waiting for her to take him.

She said no, and I was offended. Like wtf, that's such a good idea!

Well, cutting long story short, Murad and I bought the Jell-O, and Rosie and I made it. It tasted GOOOD. I am so proud of myself. 2 packets of Jell-O, one and a half cup of Vodka, hot water... and voila!

Oh and Andrea got a birthday card that Jaimie made on a test pad paper, saying: Happy 19th Birth.
Jaimie said she ran out of space to write -day. Oh well.

Meow.

From left: Dan raping Kyle, Andrea turning 19, Soo turning 20, Deflower me

BATS

2009-02-26T19:14:00.000-08:00

Well, today had been a rather normal day until at about 9 p.m., I was about to get into my Residence, all these people were freaking out. The guys were locking themselves inside like pussies, or running away what not. There was this girl, frantically moving around. I was wondering wtf was she up to then suddenly a thing just whooshed by me. For a long time I thought it was a bird then it turned out to be a damn bat.

Man, what a night. Cool Kyle from downstairs caught it in his bag and let it out. Deep inside, I was wishing somebody would pull an Ozzy Osbourne. Remember that concert where he bit a live bat's head off? However I guess people here are too much of an animal lover to do it - not that it is a bad thing...

Oooh and my contact lens arrived few days back. I was so psyched! still am. My eyes are a light shade of green now, so cool, no? Jaimie's contacts are black rimmed and her eyes now are shades of awesomely cool black-light brown color. Freakeee...
Soo has not worn hers yet. Bitch.
Will take pics soon muahahahaha.

Oh and guys, check out the cool videos I uploaded on facebook. Trust me it is epic. Woot!

Me-ow~

Soo, moi, and jaimie after we got our piercings (Belly, Monroe, and Snakebites respectively)

First ever post! (on this site)-no shit

2009-02-23T16:52:00.000-08:00

Hey y'all

My, my... ok, I deleted my old blog cause I resent having various blogs under one account, and I am too lazy to create another bloody account for it. However, as some of you know, my blogs had been transferred to my wordpress account.

I am going to open a whole new chapter of life in Canada. So far so good, I am happy, lazy, and tired.

People here are weird, mostly in a good way. I like it how everybody is open minded about everything, as I like to be able to talk about what I want without being judged too much.

Anyway, let's start with some slangs I find interesting. You guys probably heard it before but it is not used frequently in the east side of the world, no?

1. Sweet
This word, a tad bit ridiculuos but yet so contagious at the same time. I mean, I don't even like sweet stuff.
"Man, that cake is sweet!" Hahaha so pun-ish.
Something less ambiguos... "That shit is sweet~!".
ok, that doesn't sound right.
"man, that's sweet!"
Sorry la, I am not very original.

2. Sick
Sick in proper english terms is like illness, feeling of discomfort, or some sort of perv/psychopath.
Here however, it means great, awesome whatnot.
Canadians like to just say it alone: "SICK!"
A: Hey wanna go get baked (weeding)
B: Yea sure
A: Wanna go get baked and then do ecstacy and then kill yourself?
B: HELL YEAH
A: SIIIICK!!

3. Dope
similar to sick.

Ok, I ran out of things. There are more, I just cannot think properly right now.

Oh, I would be posting some pictures soon. Hopefully.

Urgh, have to go find a travel agent tomorrow to find a cheap flight back to Malaysia! David I am so lazy, can you fly here tmrw and go deal with it?
ew.

Oh ya, I decided to blog again cause I don't know. I think it is the best way to updatewith you guys back in Malaysia. I mean status update on facebook is not THAT effective, and most of it are rather irrelevant.

E.g. Benita is...

shitting, tired, hating german, hating assignments, can't wait for the weekend yada yada.

Now I can elaborate. Hehe.

Meow!

The Amerika trip will be uploaded soon! (if I don't get lazy - as usual)